i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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