I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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