i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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