No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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