she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
false alarm, still single
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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