google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it's not cheating when I paid for it
either way he was missing a nipple.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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