I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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