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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
This is my gift to your gina
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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