Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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