haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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