yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
