I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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