How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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