is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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