Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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