I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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