in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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