That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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