she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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