some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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