I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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