you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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