There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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