It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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