Dual....:-)
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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