What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
