This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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