okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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