just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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