But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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