I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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