new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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