super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
