I didn't shave. On purpose
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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