Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
