OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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