Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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