I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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