You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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