I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
