can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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