when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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