I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Pooping to opera.
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