It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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