so that wasnt chicken after all
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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