Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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