oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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