Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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