And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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