I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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